It is 1/10 as long as yours because I did nothing with my life aside from bury myself into the shadow government.īrett: Yeah, we’re very different, but we already knew that. Reagan, whining: I’m not good enough for you. I mean, seeing your whole life all laid out like this, it’s- it’s remarkable. Reagan, in shock: You essentially had to raise yourself, but you were still more confident and self-possessed at 13 than I ever was. Reagan: I mean, you were dealt a pretty tough hand. In my defense, I didn’t realize he was my girlfriend’s twin until halfway into hooking up with him so that he’ll like me, and at that point, you know, it’s a sunk cost. You hate me now.īrett, stressed: What did it? The time I was forced to be subpoenaed by the Make-A-Wish Foundation?īrett: Oh, I know what it was.
